Scene: faculty gathering Sunday afternoon
Coworker #1: I had a dream last night about X dating Y.
Me: [thinking: don't look at me, don't look at me]
Coworker #2: That would never happen!
Coworker #1: Haha, I know.
Me: [awkward chuckle]
The thing is, I think X is dating Y. Hell, I know X is dating Y.
So was Coworker #1 trying to suss out information or was this really a dream that is eerily close to reality?